just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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