weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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