Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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