Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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