I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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