I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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