Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
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