No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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