Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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