East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Randomize
