I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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