i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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