Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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