Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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