bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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