is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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