Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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