Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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