Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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