so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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