and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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