Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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