dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
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