Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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