hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
