Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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