she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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