so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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