went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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