Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Vodka?
Forever.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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