FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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