that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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