I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Found the puke drawer
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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