so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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