You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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