worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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