I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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