Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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