I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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