after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Randomize
