Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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