can u get pink eye on your cock?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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