so explain again why im purple
no
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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