so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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