my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Randomize
