you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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