Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Randomize