Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
he shaved USA in his pubs
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
No subtext here. People are naked.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Just high enough for therapy.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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