I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Randomize
