Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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