covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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