I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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