its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Someone signed my nipple.
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